One Eye’d Pirate

Just as you are about to blow a load while having sex ( kick your partner in the shin of the leg and nut in one of her eyes) They should then jump up and down on one leg and cover the eye with one hand

While having sex with her I was able to give her, she got mad after performing the one eye’d pirate

by Medix457 April 7, 2022

A big bag with one cookie in it

When something is so plain it's like a big bag with a cookie in it that has the word "cookie" plastered on it

bro: dude the supermarket was literally called supermarket
you: a big bag with one cookie in it

by lil shart May 10, 2025

ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025

One hand Jackson

Masturbating

"My mom caught me pitching a one hand Jackson."

by gayboyadvance March 4, 2015

because one can

A reason for doing sommat.

Mother: WHY ARE YOU FLUSHING MY CHECKBOOK DOWN THE SHITTER?
Moi: Because one can.

by yesmrslevinson April 11, 2016

That one girl

We all know "that one girl" who's is a complete fake, let's all be honest. This girl will create friendships with people and then completely ignore them as soon as you start getting close to her. She has no fear of being alone, and therefore takes no time to consider even TRYING to hold up a proper friendship with ANYONE who isn't some "head over heels in love with her" guy. And there are a LOT of those. She is flirty by nature, and doesn't even care when people tell her that it's wrong to be doing this to so many guys. Like- THEY HAVE FEELINGS YOU KNOW!!!??? It is so obvious that she couldn't care less about anyone but herself and couldn't dare think of how she is effecting others, as obviously the whole world revolves around her. She dumps guys as soon as they think they have a chance with her, saying that she now likes someone else, and then gets mad when they call her names and talk about her to their friends in a bad way. And yet, so many people still are obsessed with her and want to be friends with her. Ironic, isn't it.

Girl A: OMG "that one girl" keeps flirting with my crush!!!
Girl B: Ikr! It's actually so bad, like does she not realise that she has been flirting with half the guys in our grade already?
Girl A: Clearly not, and apparently a guy like four years older than her went to her house the other day!
Girl B: I'm honestly not even surprised.

by hehehahafefyfofum October 24, 2023

the one above cool

The ultra schwey of instincts. Never used in an ironic fashion.

Dude, this is TOAC. The One Above Cool (something absolutely awesome in any possible way).

by FashtyMcbrikostore2045 February 14, 2022