Heartbreak Nut

When you bust one out over the sexual things you and your ex sweet one did together, when you cum your heart breaks all over again and you're back to square one. Well time to 'nut up and shut up' drag your ass out of bed and make some breakfast burritos. You deserve it king.

I bust a heartbreak nut over Beth again yday, got me thinking, I might see how's she's doing

by Weeden22 June 16, 2019

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deez nuts

a really immature and stupid joke about sucking testicles

Hey, you know Suggon? Suggon deez nuts!

by Isaac D. Snuts August 8, 2023

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Go Nuts November

Ejaculating frequently is considered to be good for men's health. So why on earth would you withhold that for an entire month in the same month that is used to promote men's health?! That's nuts!

So don't do that, fuck No Nut November, that shit is so last year anyway, nut all you want, go nuts!

And if you want to withhold so badly, just use Stoptober for that.

Nut every day in november!
Go Nuts November, the only way to go! (or come)

Yo, dude, why are you still doing that No Nut November? That shit ain't doing you much good. It's unnecessary torture. I'm doing Go Nuts November. Just nut every day for the entire month. That's better for you, and way more fun!

by Awe&borrow November 4, 2020

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nut sand

When you hit up the shore Pauly D style and you come home with irritating sand in your crotch.

Man, I need a shower after hitting the beach, gotta rinse out all this nut sand.

by ColinIrish September 29, 2017

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nut induced amnesia

when you nut on her forehead so hard that she forgets what she was doing and jerks you off a second time

Me: Jenny was going down on me right
Friend: yeah?
Me: I nutted so hard I gave her nut induced amnesia!
Friend: No way! did she go down on you again?
Me: Heck yeah!

by thebigboicheese June 20, 2018

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