Unk nut

A super-sized dangleberry that refuses to drop off a clump of arse hair for so long that it hardens and becomes almost impossible to remove.

"Starmer is clinging on like a malodorous political unk nut"

by LastRealist January 13, 2025

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Dayo-nuts

A pair of testicles that have been clipped and are unusually tiny in size.

Chad: Wow! Did you see those dayo-nuts, man? They were freakin' small as hell!
Brad: What are you, gay?!

by efishies15 January 25, 2019

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Pee-Pee Nuts

This term is derived from when people were younger and believed that urine was stored in the testicles. It can be used in a sentence as a “shock word” or an insult.

“Dude, you got yo Pee-Pee Nuts on. Get real.”
“Pee-Pee Nuts, dude!”

by Mr. Smash February 06, 2021

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Rusty nut

A blonde tall lanky kid that looks like a bird usually named Brandon

Yo he’s a rusty nut

by Jeff_123469 May 11, 2018

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Dangerous Nutting

When you cover your dick in peanut butter and stuff it into a girl’s mouth who has a nut allergy. Thus causing her to have an anaphylactic shock and her mouth to swell up, tightening her grip around your dick.

She may have ended up in A&E but at least the dangerous nutting was good!!

by Legoff February 08, 2019

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