mustard monkey

a racial slur used against east asian people

''shutup you stinky little mustard monkey!''

by chinkyman08 May 13, 2022

monkey-type

(adj.) Used to positively refer to something interesting or noteworthy, synonymous with "cool" or "awesome"

Derived from the internet's cultural obsession with monkeys

"Mom, you made some real monkey-type casserole last night!"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE! That was a straight up monkey-type kickflip!"

by Cityo51 January 2, 2023

Undercover monkey

A term used to describe some with similar features to a monkey e.g a lot of hair all over there body, a protruding jaw or similar intellect to trust of a monkeys

Person 1: don’t like that new George guy there’s something wrong with him
Person 2: I know what you mean his jaw is a bit suspicious
Person 1: yeah a bit like an undercover monkey

by Mr chuckey smile January 17, 2018

monkey knot

clasping your hands together to make a ball then inserting said ball anally, vaginally, or orally

guy 1: how did things go with rebecca last night
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!

by nbkNova August 9, 2023

HOT MONKEY YOGA

Hot Monkey YOGA Incorporates the Use Of Her Hot monkey. ( vagina)

HOT MONKEY YOGA My Yoga Instructor showed Me How To Use Her Hot Monkey. And The Poses She Knew, Will Remain Indelibly, etched in My Mind.

by Richard ( Dick ) Gozinia June 2, 2024

not my circus, not my monkeys

absolutely nothing to do with you, usually used to have an opinion on something which you're not entitled to an opinion on. You're acting like someone who is judging a circus, its not yours, you have no part in it, so it doesn't matter to you. It can also be used if you don't like something offered to you.

its a bad idea... but whatever, not my circus, not my monkeys

by doingpatriarchywell November 17, 2025

monkey chats

To be on drugs or intoxicated (Irish slang )

That lad is on monkey chats

by Calum Gibson July 17, 2021