Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015
Get the Turtle Shell On A Monkey Barmug. by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020
Get the Cum monkeymug. Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.
by Creeplebap January 13, 2020
Get the Monkey Fungusmug. A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile
by anonymous July 24, 2025
Get the Noodle Monkeymug. by diana is fr queen November 11, 2022
Get the Monkeymug. 
"Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."
by Cloud126 April 19, 2023
Get the Mud Monkeymug.