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Google Face

The face that describes a person who is wearing bright colored sunglasses from the perspective of a person on LSD.
And fuckin "Google Face" over hear morphing his fuckin car.
by Pill Nye the Thizzle Guy January 25, 2009
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face in ass

When you shove your face into someones nasty asshole
While performing face in ass, martha shat and gave billy herpes.
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Cat facing

When you can't be bothered to monkey face by persuading your partner to keep still. So you shave the cat. and then after cumming all over you partners face throw the cat shavings on them...hence....cat facing
by the dame January 17, 2010
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face-bagged

A Facebook twist on the term "teabagged"

1) The term used when one is in the same room with a person/people who have a mobile subscription to your Facebook status and you update in front of them, causing them to dive for their phones, only to read something they already knew.
2) Any time Facebook commits an error.
3) When someone enters the same status you were going to use before you.
My phone just went off, it better not be you updating your Facebook! Oh crap, it is you. I got FACE-BAGGED!

I updated my status on my phone like an hour ago, you never got it?! Man, I got FACE-BAGGED!

Oh this is so cool, I gotta put this as my status. What?! You already did!!? I got FACE-BAGGED.
by LuvMyBug July 31, 2011
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Jewish Face Job

when someone cums into a yamaka and shoves it into someone elses face
"Hey Rabbi can I give Leor a Jewish Face Job?"
by RJ Heard June 29, 2007
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melt your face

to beat someone so bad at something like sports or video games, that the frowning expression on thier face makes it look like it's melting
John: Holy shit your hella good at Halo, you owned me
Steve: Yeah, I did, let's play a different level and I'll melt your face again
by zorrokhan October 11, 2007
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booking my face

The much more awesome way of saying you were just on face book doing some important shit like always.
Punk: Hey todd why wasn't your punk ass at practice today?

Badass: I was just booking my face, you know, doing some important shit.
by ben hardass September 23, 2010
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