by hockeynutt21 March 27, 2011

Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

by pepi@large March 8, 2020

Hym "Yeah, I'll do it as soon as you come out and say it explicitly. 'Hym (Or even my real name). You're not getting paid so kill a kid' That is what doing what YOU'RE PRETENDING TO DO looks like. That's called pretending. That's the entire point of your religion. It's pieces of shit like you absolve themselves of guilt for being pieces of shit and claim moral superiority without having to not be a piece shit. So, you want to call my bluff? Ok... Do it. You were crying like a bitch a second ago. Who was that on pap-pap's grave shit-stain?"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

I scores 1,000,000 points on Mr. Do at the bar last night.
Jason what the fuck kind of crack are you on
Jason what the fuck kind of crack are you on
by SuperKamptiA December 9, 2022
