I will send you to Jesus

what an Asian says while holding a sandal threatening you to death.

"I will send you to Jesus" said Dumbledore calmly.

by anonymous January 9, 2022

you shouldn't have done that

A popular sentence of one creepypasta.If you hear this sentence you should know you're already dead, "you can't run,beacuse i will sneak up on you and capture you."" So you better watch your back."

Ben Drowned:You shouldn't have done that
1 victim:Dead

by A terible fate August 16, 2020

You fly I buy

A term generally used requesting another person drive and you will pay for yours and there purchase.

Damn, we're out of beer. You fly I buy?

by Buster Alpha July 26, 2014

you ain't never lie

usually agreeing with someone's statement who is being honest or expressing guilt.

Tone:"Damn, my breath is stankin'"

Pete:"Man, you ain't never lie"

by Watson41side March 24, 2009

i love you 3000

;spoilers;

an emotional, tear jerking line used by tony stark's daughter, morgan stark to tony. which was later used in tony's hologram.

marvel gotta stop making us cry tbh like woah

morgan : 'i love you 3000'

by stopmakingmecry-ily3000 May 6, 2019

You keep telling yourself that

A response to a possibly false statement that one gives when the party being responded to is certainly deluding themselves. Roughly, "If you keep saying that, you might actually start to believe it".

"The price of gasoline is going to go down tomorrow," quipped Sue. Joe simply responded, "You keep telling yourself that."

by Dennis The Tiger August 1, 2008

"Thank you Captain Obvious"

A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.

Me: "Good lord it's cold out here."

Schmuck: "Thank you Captain Obvious"

by Ssenillis January 13, 2006