by dmv_ron May 17, 2022
by Tom4775i January 03, 2016
by Freaky_Fesh May 31, 2023
An arbitrary measurement of time that relates in no way to the actual passing of time. A minimum of double the amount of specified time.
Person 1: “Didn’t {person} say they were only going to be an hour? They left three hours ago!
Person 2: “Yeah, they’re running on Barb time”
Person 2: “Yeah, they’re running on Barb time”
by Feeling Ethiopian December 28, 2019
opposite of "when i have time"
by bitch1324yolo June 30, 2017
Brendan, wasted again, passed out on the corner. His drunk ass friends took a piss where he was laying, covering him in some Times Square Sunscreen.
by Kobrakys June 10, 2021
A stage of which (usually men) approaches after jerking off.
No matter what happens, one will remain calm almost like Budda during his enlightenment.
However, this only lasts for a very short period of time lasting from 2~3 minutes.
No matter what happens, one will remain calm almost like Budda during his enlightenment.
However, this only lasts for a very short period of time lasting from 2~3 minutes.
Firefighter 1 : Your house is burning down!
Man : It's ok.
Firefighter 2 : What's taking so long?
Firefighter 1 : Shit, he's on Budda Time.
Man : It's ok.
Firefighter 2 : What's taking so long?
Firefighter 1 : Shit, he's on Budda Time.
by academicloopholes December 24, 2017