Monkey Fungus

Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.
Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.
by Creeplebap January 13, 2020
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Malaysian Monkey Munting

Similar to regular Munting, replace dead body with a dead monkey, preferably bloated
"Bro do you want to go do some Malaysian Monkey Munting later?"
by Hjjankens December 3, 2024
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Mud monkey

The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.
You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!
by Phlegm monkey September 16, 2017
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Northern monkey

Ey up.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.

Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.

Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.
Oh hello Jeeves, that northern monkey fellow is a spiffingly good show what what
by Bernerd November 26, 2021
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Monkey

A racial slur used mainly against African Americans. This was used mostly in the 1950's comparing African Americans to monkey's.
Did you see that monkey? He totally whiffed that free throw.
by Barniclebunch March 8, 2022
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Meth Monkey

An individual that is extremely erratic and chaotic due to extreme use of methamphetamines it is so far gone that they don't know the difference between reality and fantasy by definition an individual who is solace and is sole purpose is it in goal in their life is to acquire methamphetamines to get high
John is definitely a meth monkey control himself look at how he acts can't even control himself doesn't know he's even acting weird.
by Lady goddess k February 9, 2020
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