no nut clarity

similar to the infamous “post-nut clarity”, no but clarity occurs after a sexual experience when you do not finish (and probably didn’t even get to start). Usually occurs to women (actually only occurs to woman) after most sexual experiences with men. A state of depression and clarity as you come (but not cum!) to the realization that your man will never satisfy you.
he came in 2 minutes and i was a whole sun rotation away from even beginning, totally got no nut clarity and honestly wanted to cry and go home and use my vibrator
by sarahandbellassinglebraincell November 10, 2021
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SLAP MY NUTS

WHEN YOU GET MAD YOU WILL SAY SLAP MY NUTS
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Chook Nut

The dangling do-dads on a hoodie, the stringy things.
Old mate: "'scuse me, mate. Just thought ya should know that your chook nuts are tucked aye"
Bloke: "...my what? OHHHH! Thanks!"
by miss_turnipz February 28, 2021
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vanilla nut

White Boi that blows his load prematurely
That guy was a definitely a vanilla nut
by Mckinney1 March 08, 2017
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falcon nut

The act of wailing your arms like a falcon when you nut
I did a falcon nut last night with my brother
by Master.Baiter.69 February 22, 2025
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Left Nut

The left nut is much stronger then right nut. The left nut does all the work.
Bro the left nut is so strong
by hitlers dad February 23, 2022
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