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jack off

its like jerking off but harder and louder
i jack off to mia khalifa
by HighPing June 4, 2019
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Jack

Dyslexic and very short. If u come across one be careful because rangas have short tempers. They are also dropped meat pies.
look at that gay tranny he’s such a jack
by Not a ranga April 22, 2019
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Headphone Jack

The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.

Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Literally nobody:

Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"

Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024
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jack mccravy

A singer who performs gurt offs at every performance. He loves pooting in coots and performing beastality
Sam: Have you gone to listen to Jack Mccravy recently?
Mollie: Yes! His show was exquisite! He really knows how to put on a show!
Juliet: I agree! Bryce won the gurt- off!
by Tonya Chinc December 12, 2022
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Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed
Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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new jack

New Jack, may have referred to the new form of getting jacked a verb. For example When something was jacked, it was overtaken or the effort was surpassed by another. If a person was jacked they were overtaken. The New Jack phrase emphasized the new arrival of a style that surpassed the last. When this phrase has Swing added to it it signifies dancing and music for dancing and movement with rhythm. When this phrase is paired with City it signifies a city that is predominately African American that primarily uses a form of music and style that formed or became popular during the New Jack (era).
Written by Nicolette Poindexter
Music made during the New Jack Era was the best.
by Nekohlet Poindexter April 19, 2018
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