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Penis grind

when you attempt a 50-50 on on a ledge or rail while riding a skateoard, you dont pop enough and your back truck doesnt make it on.(like a backwards smith gring)
"Bro you fuckin suck, quit doin penis grinds and land it."
by Harri Balsonya March 4, 2009
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Penis

A penis is a mans private part where any lady can touch including men aswell
I stroke my penis in the majestic wind as it flopped everywhere and dangled like meat spin
by Bluff penis Florida April 8, 2020
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Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh
"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"
by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024
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poopoo penis

when you do anal but your partner hasn't wiped
Mike got a fat chode of a poopoo penis when he stuck it in a poopy butthole.
by averagexeno May 5, 2020
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Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.
I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.
by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023
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Penis

Penis
by 69669696969 April 29, 2022
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Penis

A body part most commonly on a male. I don't really know why people like them though, cause they're just soggy carrots. No one likes a soggy carrot.
"Ick. Look at this soggy carrot."
"It reminds me of a penis."
by Emerson Bruh May 6, 2021
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