Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off

My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.

by Windawhoa March 11, 2023

no nut novemeber

No Busting a FAT nut during no nut novemeber (NNN)

Jeffrey: yooo you know its nnn
justin: No? whats nnn?
Jeffrey: omg dude! its No Nut Novemeber!!!
Justin: Whats that
Jeffrey: you cant nut.

by Manlymanofthemen December 21, 2021

Dietz Nuts

Dietz Nuts are a product of the Dietz & Watson company, who cleverly took part of their name and infused it into popular meme Deez Nuts and made a beautiful hybrid: Dietz Nuts.

"dietz nuts!" "what are those?" "these?" "dietz nuts, dietz and wattson, dietz nuts" "those are nuts?" "dietz nuts arent nuts nuts, these are meat nuts" "those are meat nuts?" "meat nuts" "they're dietz nuts" "i'll get one of those" "grab a handful of dietz nuts" "yuh get a good grip in there" "hey chris, how dietz nuts taste?" "are they delicious?" "what a fun snack”

by Kira_EZMoney July 31, 2022

Pope's Nuts

A tasteful alternative to the exclamation "Holy Balls"

"Pope's Nuts this ice cream is good"
"Ahh Pope's Nuts. I forgot my wallet"

by PWAP June 30, 2022

One man's nut is another man's meal

You might not see a nut as an appetizing meal but another person who is really hungry can see that nut as a full course meal and make use of it.
It means that you should appreciate every nut that hits your stomach.

Person 1: Look at this sandwich... gross! Would you eat it if i gave it to you?
Person 2: Well, I am really hungry.
Person 1: I can't believe it! I guess one man's nut is another man's meal.

by Tuna Bananer August 16, 2018

No-Nut November

No-Nut November- The month of the year when there is a worldwide viral unnoficial competition when all men can't watch any porn, hentai, or cannot "nut" the whole month.

Aw man. No-Nut November was hard. Glad December came though.

by TheDoubleBun November 1, 2021

Nut-Megging

Take any coffee of a holiday flavor such as pumpkin spice, nutmeg, eggnog or hot chocolate and cumming into the beverage as another person takes a drink.

Hey babe can I try Nut-Megging with you sometime?

by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020