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Going for a Woodhead

The excretion of an unusually large amount of fecal matter from the anus. Generally contains traces of crisps.
Back in a moment, I'm just going for a woodhead.
by silverbacklover September 26, 2010
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"Ope! Oops! I forgot 'Pride' is bad for a second!" Says Dr. Jordan Peterson.
Dr. JeepJorp (It's Jordan Peterson. Dr. JeepJorp is Jordan Peterson) "You're not going to be able to take pride in- Wait, no. Not pride..."

Hym "HA! That's thrice! The first time was that lecture where he first started using the audience plants. Remember? His ADVICE? The one with the cute brunette with the glasses who wanted to get into politics? Then it was TECHNIQUES! If you're using TECHNIQUES, then it's a lie... But one of the TECHNIQUES he uses is *LYING BLATANTLY AND FEINTING INCREDULITY* And last is PRIDE. The REAL AND ACTUALLY REASON Dr. JeepJorp is doing this. The REAL reason he won't come see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... HIS PRIDE. This embarrasses him greatly because he said incels are incompetent and wrong and that people are stupid and useless but I am insanely competent, regularly correct, a genius with an unparalleled mind, and the highest achieving person in the history of humanity. I literally created ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. He is LITERALLY the MOST WRONG PERSON WHO HAS EVER WRONGED. That is hilarious. This is hilarious. I'm not actually laughing right now though because, you know, I laughed when I saw the clip and that was like, a couple of day ago. But it's still funny."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024
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Not going to do it

If you're crediting and paying my for my contributions...
Hym "Then, no, I'm not going to do it. YOU are literally the problem here. I told you this (what is happening to me) would be used as a means to steal my sucess or justify malfeasance... I was right. I don't have to allow that to happen. YOU do not have to allow that to happen BUUUUT it LOOKS LIKE... You are doing that... So, the surveillance and whoever's responsible for it or literally any random child. Not choosing the former IS choosing the latter. I'm not negotiating with you. This isn't happening in a vaccum. You are actively violating my rights. The sooner the breeders learn they are not more important than everyone the better things will be for everyone."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2024
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going all Scotland Yardy

When your man/woman didn’t reply to your messages for a while and you start digging for clues about why on social media or old text messages.
A: He hasn’t text me back in 3 days. I’ve read through all our past messages and I can’t find any clues...

B: Chill! Stop going all Scotland Yardy on him!
by Lilith666 April 6, 2019
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going over

the time when a party begins to get a bit lame, and you need to decide what to do with yourself.
hey, do you have any blow? this is kind of going over.
by winty000 September 19, 2022
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Go

French slang referring to a girl or a girlfriend.
There are a lot of go here.
I can't, I'm with my go, sorry.
by Kacem April 9, 2022
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Pokémon GO

The idea of the game was to catch Pokémon as you do, but do it in the lovely world of the outdoors and still be in the virtual world at the same time, yet obesity rates have skyrocketed substantially since 2016 in the west.
You can't just lose weight and get fitter by walking about and playing Pokémon GO alone. You need to limit your calorie intake and consume calories from healthy sources of protein, carbs and healthy fats rather than eating like a stray dog by guzzling shit tons of empty calories after your walk.
by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022
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