Used to describe a person who has done a fumble so astronomically stupid it shouldn't have even been possible.
by anonymous March 14, 2025
Get the Jack Fumblermug. A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
Get the Depression jackmug. he a loving man. you cant meet anyone who is more loving.
he is really helpful kind and caring man.
jack is a loving name and a smart kid.
he is really helpful kind and caring man.
jack is a loving name and a smart kid.
by Romanboss December 26, 2019
Get the jackmug. by JackWantschek's admirer January 2, 2022
Get the Jack Wantschekmug. Jacks are very cool, He is smart, funny, awesome, hot, and doesn't give a crap about what other people say to him. If you know a Jack you are one lucky person to be his girlfriend ! :)
Jack is awesome
by Eat food April 8, 2019
Get the Jackmug. Basically….
You get a card from Ripper, and you have to try and reach EXACTLY 21 points OR below 21 points. If you get more than that, you’ll die.
You decode Cipher Machines to earn money so that you can buy cards and talents.
When someone hits 21 points, they become Blackjack and you have to team up with the Hunter to kill Blackjack.
The player with the most points will turn into Hunter in order for them to exchange cards with the Survivor.
This whole ass paragraph was written by yuu
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You get a card from Ripper, and you have to try and reach EXACTLY 21 points OR below 21 points. If you get more than that, you’ll die.
You decode Cipher Machines to earn money so that you can buy cards and talents.
When someone hits 21 points, they become Blackjack and you have to team up with the Hunter to kill Blackjack.
The player with the most points will turn into Hunter in order for them to exchange cards with the Survivor.
This whole ass paragraph was written by yuu
Ig:-@idv__yuu
by Whore for fiona February 6, 2022
Get the how to play black jack idvmug. I meet this chick, but she turned out to be a Jack in the box. Beautiful on the outside, sang me pretty songs about life and then BAM!! Her crazy popped out!
by LewandaPookieJones January 11, 2015
Get the Jack in the boxmug.