A "Face Humper" is someone of low self esteem that only gets gratification from liking everything that someone else puts up on Facebook, usually extremely needy and annoying to boot.
Other forms of face humping include posting randomly shit comments on everyone's status's that to be quite frank should join the famous quote "if you haven't got anything good to say, don't say it"
These Face Humping low lives often like to get involved in others people shit without having anything to do with it often sparking arguments between people just to fulfil some part of their ultimately needy persona, in a way to feel in the crowd when they are so far outside the crowd they cant even realise that they have no life outside of Facebook.
Other forms of face humping include posting randomly shit comments on everyone's status's that to be quite frank should join the famous quote "if you haven't got anything good to say, don't say it"
These Face Humping low lives often like to get involved in others people shit without having anything to do with it often sparking arguments between people just to fulfil some part of their ultimately needy persona, in a way to feel in the crowd when they are so far outside the crowd they cant even realise that they have no life outside of Facebook.
A Face Humper would be that annoying person you cant even remember adding who likes and comments on everything you every put up on Facebook.
by ILiketurtles69er March 30, 2011
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Painfully overfull from eating open-faced "Turkey Face" sandwiches the day after Thanksgiving Day, made with a slice of bread covered with leftovers including mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing and gravy.
Painfully overfull from eating open-faced "Turkey Face" sandwiches the day after Thanksgiving Day, made with a slice of bread covered with leftovers including mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing and gravy.
He's not drunk, he's turkey faced!
If I have one more bite of the Thanksgiving leftovers, I will be turkey faced.
If I have one more bite of the Thanksgiving leftovers, I will be turkey faced.
by GrandDad November 24, 2009
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Get the face in ass mug.A person/being whose face has crumple-like qualities - similar to cauliflower, only considerably more disfuguring.
Is also a term used to descride smeone who possesses a suspicious nature.
Someone with withered, wrinkled skin, and a decreped look, but not necessarily old.
Also used to describe a state of mind- To feel crumple faced.
Derived from 'crumple-snack' and 'crumple-horn'
Is also a term used to descride smeone who possesses a suspicious nature.
Someone with withered, wrinkled skin, and a decreped look, but not necessarily old.
Also used to describe a state of mind- To feel crumple faced.
Derived from 'crumple-snack' and 'crumple-horn'
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Girl: Honey why are you staring at me? We are trying to study.
Boy: (face-rapes her briefly) ... I'm sorry, what?
Girl: Ahh, quit! People will stare at us.
Mother: Dear, why is your neck red?
Daughter: Josh couldn't stop face-raping me.
Boy: (face-rapes her briefly) ... I'm sorry, what?
Girl: Ahh, quit! People will stare at us.
Mother: Dear, why is your neck red?
Daughter: Josh couldn't stop face-raping me.
by M.V.D. September 25, 2011
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