Best friend

A best friend is a person you fuck.

John: Yo David we had some good interactional sex
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend

by Josval2 December 18, 2019

Friends

Friends are 'nice' company that will always fucking ask you for stuff but never give it back

Friends:can I borrow some money
You:sure but repay me in a month
Friend:Sure!

10 months later

You:where's my money-
Friend:SHUT UP

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022

friend

something that you don't have

can i invite my friends

wdym you don't have one

by Itsyeshua April 7, 2024

Friend line

When you don't have enough friends to make a friend circle

"Hey George, how's it going in your friend circle?"
"I have friend line"
"Oh-"

by Leafpebble November 24, 2021

revenge friend

When your boyfriend/girlfriend keeps their phone locked all the time but won’t tell you why. So you lock you own phone and get your own friend out of revenge.

“Who are you texting right now? Is it serious? “No it’s just my revenge friend.”

by BlueCurry31773 December 3, 2021

National Fuck A Friend Day

Beat down the dunnies with a buddy👍

Wsg mamacita, you know what day it is right???
National Fuck A Friend Day.

by TheUrbanBBC June 27, 2023

Cust-Friend

A common term heard in strip clubs, from strippers who aren't allowed to meet up with customers outside the club, but do it anyway.

Stripper A: "who was that guy that I saw you at the club with last weekend? "
Stripper B: "OH that was my Cust-friend"

by Ninja Nerd Warrior November 13, 2014