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Landline Friend

Someone you have been friends with since back when people communicated via the green rotary phone in your grandma’s house.
“I’ve known him since we were kids. He is my landline friend.”
by FlipmodeATL December 19, 2021
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Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020
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Baltazaar's Furry Friends

After traveling together for several months, Krille, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan had formed a tight-knit bond. They had been through many adventures and had always been there to support each other in times of need.

One day, as they were walking through a bustling market, they came across a new group of furry creatures. The creatures were led by Baltazaar, a charismatic leader who had a way with words.

Krille was immediately drawn to the group, which seemed to share his love for all things furry and feline. Baltazaar welcomed Krille with open arms, and Krille felt as though he had found a new family.

At first, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were happy for Krille. They understood his love for furry creatures and didn't want to stand in the way of his happiness. But as time passed, they began to feel left out.

Krille would spend more and more time with Baltazaar and his group, leaving the trio behind. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan tried to talk to Krille about their concerns, but he seemed oblivious to their feelings.
Eventually, Krille made the decision to leave the trio and join Baltazaar's group permanently. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were heartbroken, but they knew that they couldn't force Krille to stay.

As they said their goodbyes, Krille promised that he would always remember the adventures they had shared together. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan watched as Krille walked away, feeling a sense of loss and sadness.

Despite the pain of Krille's departure, the trio knew that they had to continue on with their adventures. They vowed to keep each other close and to always be there for one another, no matter what challenges they might face.

And so, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan set off on a new journey, ready to face whatever lay ahead. They knew that the road ahead would be difficult, but they also knew that they had each other, and that was enough to give them the strength to carry on.

(Baltazaar's Furry friends took great care of Krille and who knows maybe they meet again?)
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
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friends

fake people who will never under stand what your going through, just there to look cool and us you for things
hey your "friends" with her?
by Annie youth April 18, 2018
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old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021
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rainbow friends

rainbow friends is a rubbish disgusting failure. it’s just garbage played by 6 year olds i hate this worthless “game” everyone calls “rainbow friends.” rainbow friends should have never existed. it’s straight up a sinkhole of brain rot. it’s not scary, easy, boring, just everything about it is a terrible chunk of garbage. i hate it so much and concerned for anyone above 6 that likes this trash. rainbow friends more like retarded friends

tl;dr: rainbow friends is garbage
some 6 year old: “wanna play rainbow friends?”
me: “i’ll pass playing that retarded game”
by man129383 March 18, 2024
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Losing Friends Suck

losing a friend is like losing a piece of you, its like your heart is being ripped out of you, and you feel lost.
man I just lost my bsfs of 5 years.
im sorry losing friends suck.
by urlocalginger October 30, 2021
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