Man 1: did you hear about Emily? Man 2: no what happened. Man 1: she banged the whole football team man 2: she is such a penis hitchhiker
by Gayblackmidgetfurryclownautist September 23, 2023
That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes
by Denzel Curry July 24, 2022
pretty small, not even an inch, always disappoints the ladys
produces bubbles like a bubble wand on the daily
produces bubbles like a bubble wand on the daily
it is not even an inch long hard, pretty small, never the biggest in the room in a room by himself.
its not impressive at all nor even something that people want to see.
when people see it they point and laugh
even thinking about it people laugh
Romans penis: overall just small
its not impressive at all nor even something that people want to see.
when people see it they point and laugh
even thinking about it people laugh
Romans penis: overall just small
by helloO!!! June 06, 2024
Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.
by Mike_73 May 23, 2022
Sarah - “Connor is so hot I want to have sex with him”
Samantha - “Yeah I want to touch Connor’s penis”
Samantha - “Yeah I want to touch Connor’s penis”
by SarahxConnor December 15, 2022
by dinx not kendal October 12, 2020
The episode from the situational comedy 'How I Met Your Mother' in wich the main character Theodore "Ted" Mosby's boss -played by Bryan Cranston of hit show Breaking Bad- designs a building that looks like male genetailia. The building's phallic design is used as a major plot point for the episode which drastically changes the course of Ted's life.
P1: I am rewatching the greatest sit-com of all time, How I Met Your Mother
P2: Nice! Did you get to the Bryan Cranston Penis Building episode
P1: I did! Crazy that Walter White built a penis.
P2: Nice! Did you get to the Bryan Cranston Penis Building episode
P1: I did! Crazy that Walter White built a penis.
by LouieIsDed August 13, 2023