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Jalpeno Penis Popper

The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.
" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"
by Smit17 July 16, 2024
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ejected penis

the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped
Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy
by hacker694200 July 18, 2024
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ejected penis

your penis goes from small to big
Morty: what is that long dick?
Josh: it is a ejected penis.
by hacker694200 July 18, 2024
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Penis face

Another way of calling someone ugly.
She called my cat a penis face because she didn't like my cat's face.
by Englishwordmaker July 30, 2024
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Big penis

by The master (of bait) August 7, 2024
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Penis Activities

1. Action; Shit you do with your penis

2. Verb; Activities that are otherwise strange, degenerate, and or inappropriate.
1. Man, I was doing some penis activities last night.

2. Stop it with your penis activities.
by Himothy Jimothy August 14, 2024
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Penis Thrice

An amazing anime character who has defined character archetypes
Person 1: My favorite anime character is Penis Thrice
Person 2: There are absolutely no flaws to Penis Thrice
by QUEERHOMOMAN August 14, 2024
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