i have a wet penis

Freind1) i have wet pp
Freind2) y and also lemme see

Freind1) i looked at ure mum
Freind2)ikr

Sex makes pp mean i have a wet penis

by Packinlad January 31, 2021

Elevated Penis

A certain height where a male's genitalia is higher up than someone else's height. Commonly occuring for those above 8 feet tall.

He was so tall that from my perspective he had an elevated penis.

by whatamidoinghere_bruhhh March 07, 2022

penis slut

dirty cum slut

you penis slut.

by wfjnbhjiwyuhhi hwighaiuwyhg4o8 August 07, 2021

penis drop

The final drop of cum after busting a huge load.

My girlfriend forgot to wipe the penis drop I left on her face.

by Shayan17 May 23, 2018

Penis infringement

When a penis commits tax fraud

God dammit I accidentally committed penis infringement

by Fat hoobs July 15, 2019

penis yoga

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga

Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?

by strangest.things August 26, 2015

Penis-Looker Blocker

This high tech device revolutionized the privacy in Men's bathrooms. This device is usually a plastic or metal wall located between urinals to prevent another male from seeing a fellow comrade's penis.

Bob: Dude the guy in the bathroom was totally eying my sausage!!

Jim: Well next time use a urinal with a Penis-Looker Blocker

by Dr. Punaranktash May 24, 2011