by Shortbedtrucksareforpussys1 June 29, 2022
by DankyOP July 16, 2023
by 76BURN November 19, 2021
After a woman performs fellatio on a man, and the man is still in his euphoric state post ejaculation, she will blow really cold air from her mouth onto the head of his penis. Making it cool and fresh, like mentos, the fresh maker.
by DeezusSheist February 13, 2020
by Emeraldking5339 May 29, 2022
the largest known living thing to ever exist. the only comparable thing today would have to be the sperm whale.
by jihadi johnnnnn October 30, 2021
Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.
"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."
"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
by themessyamerican July 22, 2023