Penis

A stick on 2 balls that gets longer and harder when you see naked people or for no reason at all. It makes cum(milk) when you jerk it off or fuck someone or someone sucks it. When you fuck a girl in her vagina it will make her pregnant if she has gone through puberty. The cum contains your genetics. Also your penis is small. Some synonyms are : Dick, Cock, Nut,

Your mom: Oh my god thats suck a huge Penis
Me: Open you legs so i can fuck you
Your mom: Yes daddy, augh augh thats so nice daddy
Me: Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna cum in you
Your mom : yes daddy, oh thats no nice, i'm orgasming
Me: no you are pregnant

by Milkdimsum27 September 30, 2023

sex penis

a special kind of human (optional) penis that is made in a lab for the use of sex for scientific research.

me and my uni flatmates were producing sex penises in our crack lab.

by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024

penis

a nice beverage on a hot summer day

are you thirsty?

yup
got a penis for you
thanks man

by w h or enjsmna June 30, 2021

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by penishaver122 November 15, 2022

Penis

Something you stick up a pusssy.

Let me stick my penis in you.

by Fuckhardfuckwell December 19, 2017

Penis

in 1920s it was a slang for i am hungry

kid. hey mom penis
mom. okay here in some food

by anonymous February 28, 2022

Penis Wenis

A Man who has so little intellect about his own genitals, that he tries to pee inside of girls.

Person 1: Hey did you hear that John fucked Britanny?
Person 2: John? Johns a Penis Wenis, theres no way Brittany wanted to fuck him...

by StealthoGaro May 15, 2023