One-eyed-russell

Another name for a penis

She noticed his one-eyed-russell was rather large.
penis
dick

by Einey June 10, 2011

one-der

A one-der is a date without repeat. A booty call without keeping the phone number.

What's the status of that girl you took home last night?
She was just a one-der...

by ericizmine January 24, 2011

One direction

A band that said they where going to come back in 18 MONTHS and now it’s been 6years😀

“See you in 18 months babe”………….. “hey you okay it’s been 6 years🤨”

One direction

by Aisisjdidjxidn September 15, 2021

The One™️

The mythical concept that there is exactly one person on the entire planet out there who will make you happy and that you're destined to end up together forever.

Encourages people to stay in bad relationships because they think love is a one-time thing and expect all of their emotional needs to be fulfilled by one person. Also conditions people to think they're not complete on their own.

Person 1: "I'm actually happy being single."
Person 2: "Oh, don't be ridiculous! You'll change your mind when you find The One™️!"

by knoife wielder February 3, 2022

One Piece

THE ONE PIECE...
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

Whitebeard: "THE ONE PIECE... THE ONE PIECE IS REAL"

by LittleTicklyMidget March 15, 2025

hun-one

is the verb form of the H1N1 virus. It is used primarily when someone coughs or sneezes on you, and you think they might have swine flu.

Damnit, Mrs. Willowby was "hun-one'ing" all over the back of my neck, in Constitutional Law today. I hope I don't get swine flu.

by FLsurflawyer October 29, 2009

The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025