Fill two needs with one deed

To achieve two simultaneous goals with a single action.

A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.

I needed to post a letter and buy some bread, so I though I'd fill two needs with one deed and stop at the mailbox on the way to the store.

by Ausgirl123 January 27, 2019

no one man should have all that power

What you say when something is too powerful

Examples

Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing

Joe: No one man should have all that power

Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on

Akmed: No one man should have all that power

Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.

Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power

by TacticalTaco42069 February 9, 2019

Rail one

Take a massive peee

I gotta go rail one

by CHDSilentwraith February 13, 2019

Rail one

To take a big pee

"Yo i gotta go rail one"

by CHDSilentwraith February 13, 2019

Indirectly one up

When someone uses someone else to be better than you without realizing it because they are a dumb-ass.

Indirectly one up-My friend terry uses his other friend to indirectly one- up me by telling me that she drives and paid for her own car because he's way more un-accomplished than me. He probably does it unintentionally but it pisses me off nevertheless.

by Dank_usagi February 17, 2019

bunging one on

Going out with the intention of having a huge one

Danny: “What are you fellas up to tonight?”
Martin: “We just ripped down to the bottle-o and grabbed a couple cartons of jack and some nose beers and we are fucking ‘bunging one on’”

by Deerrrhhhh August 31, 2018

Big ones

Money money money money money money money mother fucker

That will be 20 big ones sir

by Disman September 4, 2018