monkey gift

A term used when someone gives you something that benefits them as much as, or more than it benefits you.

Monkey gift- When your husband gives you sexy lingerie.

by KiKo513 January 1, 2014

monkey bum pants

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero

my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat

by woahhuymandude May 8, 2018

gas monkey

when something is pretty sick or in general righteous, that is gas monkey.

can also be shortened to gas monk

bob: *lands a kickflip*
kevin: that was pretty gas monk

kevin: what did you think of the movie last night?
bob: it was pretty gas monkey

by moosseess September 29, 2021

monkey back

When you injure your lower back in such a way, that it forces you to lean over like a monkey.

P1: I was sitting in the floor for a few hours, and now I have monkey back.
P2: Ha! You're getting old.

by 反町 February 3, 2015

Monkey shit crazy

Term often used to describe something or someone thats beyond nuts, crazy, difficult or way out of hand.

Pretty much the same as saying someone or something is bat shit crazy.

This Math test is monkey shit crazy!

were not inviting John to the party that dude is monkey shit crazy!

by Storm18X April 30, 2011

Monkey

A dark skin person, or, a monkey. Also known as a coon.
Used to describe a stupid nigger that you absolutely hate.

Wow, look at that monkey over there.

by bigbottledman January 21, 2022

Sea Monkey Stampede

Male orgasm

Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.

by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023