Cunt whiskers

Confused British slang for something that’s all messed up

Ah man there’s dog piss on the floor by the snooker table again… cunt whiskers!

by BritishDouchebag December 12, 2023

Cunt

S. A. M. - Shitty Ass Man
This abbreviation can be pronounced as "Sam". It is the epitome of cunt as well as jackass. This can also be referred to as a world class pussy. Not as in genitals but as in a stupid fucking person with no brain of his/her own.

"You want to say "cunt" but not get into trouble for it?" : Bryan
"Sure, how do I do that?": Daniel
"Use the word "SAM" instead": Bryan

by Ghsusiskshds67 December 14, 2023

cunt naus

Anyone names Knaus being annoying

You’re being a cunt naus right now

by Knaus2.0 December 14, 2023

cunt naus

Anyone with the surname Knaus, who is being extra annoying or cunty

You’re being a total cunt naus

by Knaus2.0 December 14, 2023

Cunt

To be so selfish, immature and abusive such as joshua.b.Wilson

Joshua.b.Wilson is the definition of cunt

by Bigbootyleon July 6, 2023

Cunt Slinger

Slut. Female efficiency in the art of getting laid.

My exgirlfriend is a professional cunt slinger

by Donkey Don July 10, 2023

Table cunt

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death

Ima table cunt this motherfucker

by Balls man 1983 July 13, 2023