Time

The Inevitable marching of time that's slowly killing us.

Joe: Oi what time is it?

John: The time is 2 AM. Let me sleep u fuck...

by Some guy too much free time November 17, 2020

Turtle time

The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"

I been needing to poop but can't wait any longer! It's Turtle time!

by Stygmatik November 27, 2019

Pasta Time

When your girlfriend is on her period, fill her cooch with fresh cooked noodles of your choice and maybe a few meatballs if youre hungry, then eat that shit out.

I gotta go bro, my girlfriend said it's pasta time

by Ultimathottimus Prime November 7, 2019

The ass end of hard times

When you feel extremely sick.

His sinus infection was so bad that he said he felt like the ass end of hard times.

by Maddogg radio December 10, 2023

Banana Time

The time accumulated in your brief time on earth selecting the most appealing bananas at the grocery store. Wasting time frivolously.

I dated her for 2 years but it was all banana time. The hours I spent on social media was all banana time.

by steevil November 19, 2020

Show "someone" the time

A threat to kill someone.

Inspired from an old tradition of carrying out execution sentences in the "Piazza San Marco", Venice, Italy. The convict will be facing the infamous clock "Torre dell'Orologio" and the last thing he'll be seeing is "time".

-Person A: Yo Tony, if you don't get me that money in 2 days, I'm gonna show you the time!

Show "someone" the time

by Blackteawithmint September 27, 2019

Tam Time

When your pal says he'll be 5 mins but takes 5 hours.

"Still waiting....Tam Time"

by Zeroi13i January 16, 2020