Monkey Clap

When a person shits in their hands, and proceeds to clap their hands in front of another persons face.

HOLY SHIT! Did you just see that baby get monkey clapped by the homeless guy?

by #1 Monkey Clapper April 22, 2024

Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

Eating the monkey

Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.

Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?

by Digital Gus Fring July 30, 2022

Monkey time

It's Time to get freaky!!

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: be there in a second.

by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022

white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.

Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.

by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023

Monkey food

Bananas.

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Monkey

greatest thing to ever exist and they will steal ur girl and eat their ass while u cry and wish to be monke too. they are also god and created everything.

guy1 : i want to be monkey too
guy2 : its impossible to be such a magnificent god

by bootybitchesandbacon6969 November 29, 2022