Clap the Jack

You screwed up.

You can clap the Jack by saying your a flat earther on the first date. Learned from experience.

by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018

casper jack

The name of a mans life that consists of a chain of fuck ups.

“Fuck me Jason, look at him! His name has to be Casper Jack! What a fuck up.”

by Wezadiji January 28, 2019

Jack kohl

Biggest simp of all time

Jack kohl would do anything to hold her hand.

by Lil Lellow June 21, 2020

Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

Jack frost

having sex outside in the snow, you pull out and finish on the snow, proceed to make a snow ball with it and throw it at her face.

Friend : Why won't Gina go skiing with us?

Me: I jack frosted her last week and she's still rather cold about it.

by Dravenpunk January 22, 2017

Jack

Sick interior designer and architect. Has an affinity for knocking down cabinets, building walls and baptizing bachelor pads. Known to deal 6 for $10 Bath and Body Works "man" hand sanitizers. Allergic to cats and "man" hand sanitizers. His ears are too low and his chin is too long, rashy hands but has prince charming hair. Has the memory of a 150 year old, but HUGE cabbage patch energy ;)

Jack totally baptized our bachelor pad last Friday when he puked his brains out.

by egerton September 9, 2020

Jack Kelleher

The Man

Person 1; Do you know jack kelleher?
Person 2; Ya he's the man

by JackKelleher420 April 27, 2021