Deez Nuts

Your testicles
It's also a meme

"here son, hold Deez,"
-son, "Deez wut?"
-father, " Deez Nuts! Ha! Got 'em!

by Johnny Mc. Nab November 6, 2018

No Nut November

A sacred month where you stop filling oreos and stop eating nuts and stop jerking off

Person 1: hey dude I'm gonna fail No Nut November

Person 2: wait it's NNN

by Justaidiot November 1, 2021

Nut Soaker

When hiking in Arizona and you encounter a river that is only deep enough to soak your nuts if you sit in it.

So I was hiking in the afternoon heat and was lucky enough to come across a Nut Soaker

by Pesos Weinstein September 16, 2020

clutch nut

When your nuts hurt from pushing in a clutch pedal all day.

(walks into house after trucking all day) Wife-why are you constantly grabbing your balls!? Husband-ive been trucking all day and I've got a bad case of clutch nut!

by Racer89 July 30, 2019

nuts

two big delicious things that sag at the bottom of your penis. men and women alike love to suck on these just because theyre so good.

Jodi: Damn he's really going at it.
John: Yeah, this man whore loves my big juicy nuts.

by nutsucker4000 July 9, 2022

Omega Nut

Omega Nut. A Word Which describes your burning passion to nut in someone.

Example:
Boy 1. Woah! Do you see Emma over there?
Boy 2. Yup, Omega Nut my boy.
Boy 1. Wish I could.

by Nutter42 May 3, 2018

heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.

Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?

by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014