Rotten friend

Straight up tooken, if it ain't yo freshest Jordans being stripped off yo thugish feet then, then it's some Velcro crested purse snatcher trying to get yo girls purse. Can't have that tho.. I'm down to 4 baby momas now. Shits cutting into my money flow.... Ya digg????

hey buddy . Can I get a ride to my truck this morning from my house ... Money's tight.... hopefully your my pal and won't take advantage of me like a ROTTEN FRIEND!
Them : My friend said he can get you but it's going to cost you 100 bucks send me the addersse if you want to do that he drives real fast to so be ready for that

by Being nigged April 30, 2022

Co-Friends

A human that worked with another human

Back when we were co-friends, I liked what you had to say.

by Chance_McGillicutty May 6, 2021

exclusive just friends

when two people who don’t want a relationship, but still want all the best parts of one, make a pact to remain just friends but exclusively for each other

Boy: “So I can’t hang out with other girls?”

Girl: “No, we aren’t dating but we are exclusive. Call us exclusive just friends”

Boy: “Ah man”

by ButWhatAreWe? July 26, 2022

Best friend

A best friend is a person you fuck.

John: Yo David we had some good interactional sex
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend

by Josval2 December 18, 2019

Friends

Friends are 'nice' company that will always fucking ask you for stuff but never give it back

Friends:can I borrow some money
You:sure but repay me in a month
Friend:Sure!

10 months later

You:where's my money-
Friend:SHUT UP

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022

friend

something that you don't have

can i invite my friends

wdym you don't have one

by Itsyeshua April 7, 2024

Friend line

When you don't have enough friends to make a friend circle

"Hey George, how's it going in your friend circle?"
"I have friend line"
"Oh-"

by Leafpebble November 24, 2021