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Getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet

Secretly getting high
The family had come for a visit so I was getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet.
by NubQueen November 25, 2020
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New York Dirty Dog

In order to perform the New York Dirty Dog, one must be a cisgender male, heterosexual, and incredibly, incredibly courageous. If so, even then they must brace themselves for what is to come. To begin, you must travel to Times Square, New York. There you will find dozens of homeless people who are in need of money. Find one that is an uncircumcised male, and tell him you will give him 10,000 if you can suck his dick. He is NOT allowed to shower or clean himself in anyway beforehand. If he agrees, you must stay true to your word.
Joey dared me to give someone a New York Dirty Dog, and he’ll pay me 50K. It’s a 40K profit, totally worth it.
by Eggstra Stinky January 3, 2021
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Hot dog on a stick hat

Those whack hats you see people wear at Hot Dog on a stick. You will usually see these hats at the mall because Hot dog on a stick is most commonly at the mall.
Marco: Did you see Alex at the mall the other day?
Shane: Oh yeah , he wears that Hot dog on a stick hat.
by Kid_Salami February 25, 2021
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I feel like dog

Colloquial phrase short for "I feel like dogshit." It means 'I don't feel well" physically, mentally, or both.
"Hey man, how are you doing?"
"Doing fine, hbu?"
"Not so well, man. I feel like dog right now."
by TheUltimateCunningLinguist April 16, 2022
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Dirty wet white dog

A trashy white girl that thinks she’s black and eats hot Cheetos, also walks in to class everyday smelling like weed
Damn Angelaya’s a dirty wet white dog
by Chico172004 March 24, 2022
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Raw dog the shit out of it

To do something unprepared or without prior knowledge.
Friends: Did you study for that test?
Me: No, I am just going to ‘raw dog the shit out of it’.
by a_dumb__boy February 4, 2022
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Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese
"Dat broad is crazy! After two or tree road pops she'll let ya give her da old Chicago chili cheese dog!"
by Crispy713 November 22, 2021
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