deez nuts

to suck on deez nuts

person 1: bro you know sugon?
person 2: who tf is sugon?
person 1: sugon DEEZ NUTS!

by The Deez Nuts Guy February 21, 2022

Hazel-Nutting

Dipping balls in hazelnut syrup and having it licked off

She was hazel-nutting him good

by AnotherShittyName December 3, 2017

Nut Ushers

A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.

Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.

Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.

Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!

by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014

Nut brush

When a male ejaculates onto his partner's toothbrush so they can brush their teeth.

I gave my girl a nut brush to help with her dental hygiene.

by Blazer426 June 11, 2025

Off my nut

your so high you don’t know what your doing where you are or why you even exist.
meaning that your so off your face you forget your own address and end up on a train headed for London

James:“i forgot i had existed again”
Tyler:“same”
James:“i don’t know about you but i’m absolutely Off my nut”

by itz_jacd August 29, 2022

Gay Jiggly Nuts

When two muscular gay men fight each other to death by fondling each other’s balls causing pain to the rectum which makes them shoot a massive load on their faces.

I walked in on Fred and Ted giving each other gay jiggly nuts just as they were shooting a massive load, so large that a ,horse, would be jealous, on each other’s face and I ripped off all of my cloths off my hot sexy body and lapped up the salty nut off of their faces.

by Phat_Horse_Cock_16” April 14, 2024

licking nuts

When you lick the flavor off of your nuts
Could be from trees or other,depending on situation

She sat down after the call, and started licking nuts

by kiitybarmeow December 17, 2017