Red monkey

A female on her period in a sex swing

Let’s try the red monkey tonight when we get home.

by Space Cowboy Gangster of Love December 9, 2023

Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.

Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.

by Based Cow May 12, 2023

monkey

a monkey

mike is such a monkey

by 0nlym0nkey April 5, 2023

Runt Monkey

A game where you have to hide and use stealth to catch another person without them seeing you. Once the person has been touched they are out.

Lets play runt monkey
Runt monkey is awesome
Runt monkey is way better than stealth ninja spelling

by pkben March 30, 2009

Soul Monkey

A term used to describe a soul reaper in type soul

Stupid Soul Monkey

by Temiloluwa Fadahunsi April 23, 2024

Monkeying

Beating your kangaroo with a baseball bat

Quit monkeying around you crazy coon!

by BiGkAnGaRoO02 April 26, 2019

spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020