Penis

A game kids play to tell the loudest penis!

Hey guys wanna play the game “penis”

by Zaydaddy33 November 17, 2020

Penis Flytrap

When you don’t have access to showering/bathing for several days and the stench from your penis is enough to attract flys. With the foreskin pulled back, you can then attract a fly victim, once it lands on the stinky penis head, you can then retract the penis foreskin and in the process, effectively trapping a fly!

I haven’t shower showered in days, my penis stinks so bad I could use it as a Penis Flytrap!

by Yeahnahyeahmayte November 17, 2023

Penis Beetle

Penis beetle

Penis beetle

by Inni84 June 17, 2024

PENIS EXTENDER

Penis extender: an object that makes your dick large

Tom: I need a penis extender my penis is so small

Harry: I agree

by accio.tom May 15, 2021

Pubic Penis Paste

a wonderful paste that simply gets applied to the shaft of the penis and testicles. This groundbreaking formula was founded by UNCLE PHIL, otherwise known as PHIL PUBIC. The formula has proven to increase ball circumference by at least 4 inches, also it has proven to increase penis length by 12-18 inches

Damn bro you been using that Pubic Penis Paste?

by Greasy Ball Guy February 24, 2020

penis sighting

a moment of real terror for most people, knowing too much about a close one's body.

"why is alex crying"
"oh a penis sighting"

by wonderfullydead October 25, 2015

penis

you know, that dangly thing between your legs if you're a man? the one you piss out of? the one you CUM out of?

Person 1: yo look at my penis
Person 2: Why are you even asking me to do that?

by Charuzu March 27, 2023