Faggot Monkey

Bad at Valorant and queer to the point where you break the laws of thermodynamics

Oliver's such a faggot monkey

by Jensifer May 30, 2023

Barrel of monkeys

Could be a fun person. Mostly used sarcastically to describe a boring person or group of people.

Going to Warren's birthday party. I am sure it will be a barrel of monkeys there

by Napoleon in rags99 January 12, 2024

Monkey

A person or individual who simply acts like a complete baboon. Non-racial.

"Dude Collin was acting like a complete monkey earlier."

by Turbottv July 16, 2023

Door Monkey

A Door Monkey is a Door Lock and Pinch Guard used to clamp onto doors. It is a child safety product.

We need to get some Door Monkeys for our home to stop our toddler from getting into the rooms.
Bring the Door Monkey with you to grandmas house.

by Door Monkey Door Lock November 28, 2013

Wire Monkey

Blue collar slang for a MIG welder. In other terms the gayest welder and welding process.

Look at that wire monkey he ain't no welder.

by Diabetic_Bussy_Bandit September 20, 2023

change monkey

A derogatory term for a bank teller or cashier. Also used when you are pissed off at the person acting as "banker" when playing Monopoly.

Sorry I'm late, there's a new change monkey working at the coffee shop.

or

Gimme my change, change monkey!

by ViridianDusk March 15, 2010

big monkey man

i will like ur touge for a dollar

i did the big monkey man last nigth

by lebron james left toe nail April 18, 2023