chill with the dick

literally meaning to chill, settle down, relax, stop whatever you're doing.

1. Nick started grabbing random peoples asses at the bar.
Haley and Emily had to tell him "chill with the dick"

2. Haley was screaming at Juliet about how dirty their room was. Juliet said, "Chill with the dick."

by dickchillers March 14, 2011

Dick Tickler

Someone who is being mean, a jerk.

Joe: Leslie, you really suck at making words up. Why don't you just go jump off a cliff before your Swinson's Disease spreads to others.

Leslie: Joe, quit being suck a dick tickler

by younowhoiam;) July 9, 2011

Dick Switch

A man's natural and involuntary reaction to being liked by a chick who's, ugly, fat, both, or has some other quality that would make a relationship with her a terrible thing. When the dick switch is flipped, as the name suggests, the guy will start acting like a dick/asshole to try to get the ugo/fatty/both/other chick to stop liking him.

Here's a text conversation after the Dick Switch was flipped.

Fatty: So what's your favorite color?(:
Guy: Green I guess.
Fatty: NO WAY ME TOO!!!(:
Guy: I fucking hate green.
Fatty: Um..what do you think of Brooke? She's like my best friend. :)
Guy: I think she's an ugly whore.
Fatty:... :'(

by Eulogy Jones November 29, 2011

dick pound

Placing your higher trump over another player's trump in the card game Euchre.

- An ace is led, and girl to left plays a nine of trump over it -

Girl: Yeah! I'm winning this trick.

- Guy plays a ten of trump on top of the nine -

Guy: DICK POUND!

by Bongoo December 12, 2011

Sink Dick

Whenever a guy takes nude pictures to show off his dick and it's placed on or around the sink because he's too lazy to hold it properly: but he still thinks it's sexy.

"Hey Hunter, could you send me some nudes? Just make sure you don't have a sink dick."

"What's that?"

"When you get lazy and place your dick on or around the sink because you don't want to hold it."

by chasingsparrows September 26, 2011

Devil Dick

-A penis SO FUCKING ENCHANTED it is capable of putting one under a spell much like the devil himself. A penis so MAGNIFICENT that it will drive you to the point of absurdity just to obtain it. Proceed with caution.

I can't get enough of Caleb Frank's Devil Dick! It's the freaking most amazing feeling in the whole worl,, the way he puts it way up in my stomach. Damn baby.

by JessTHEbest424 October 1, 2022

perky dick

When your soft penis is resting on your tucked up balls and thus showing through your shorts.

Bro, did you see my perky dick while I was doing those deadlifts?

by Sokrin February 14, 2022