monkey nutjob

a person who loves to get railed from behide

ok so my friend told me that he was enjoying his day until he saw someone getting a monkey nutjob

by timewaster45 September 28, 2022

ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).

Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."

by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020

Monkey

Your mother, Specifically your birth mother, the one whom birthed you through the transition of your fathers sperm into her PUSSY.

Yo mama a monkey (thas on JAH)

by Justin McGinnis September 15, 2021

funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.

"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator

by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025

monkey

black

black monkey

by ghdyul;fyhu;lhgfgtfghlhgftghk; October 17, 2022

Artic Monkey

Also known as white porch monkey(a white person)

"Get that artic monkey off my lawn!"

by Articmonkeyballz June 8, 2024

Humping Monkey

Lesbians who actually scissor

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake

by Numpty April 12, 2020