pulling a joker's card

The act of masturbating in the back yard of the girl you are currently stalking and cumming inside of her fire hose. She doesn't have to see you and you don't have to be staring at her, or a picture of her, to be pulling a joker's card.

That bitch won't talk to me, she won't even look at me! I hope she finds me pulling a joker's card on her ass!

by Vali-Ent October 29, 2010

nose pull

A very painfullsport in china or japan. it is used as our type of olympics. it is when you put a rubberband on your nose and pull 'till the other one gives up.

The two women faces are crushed becuase they are in the nose pull.

by Katie Lanouette April 27, 2005

Pulling an Anju

One who sucks up to an admin or dickrides to gain a small shred of respect.

Remove him from the group. He's a chat raider.
Stop Pulling an Anju.

by Neputyūnu September 14, 2016

pull up stakes

to depart, leave

Don't pull up stakes just yet. We need a map.

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2011

pulling a mexican foreskin

The act of craking open a beer mid waterfall with the intention of continuing to chug.

The waterfall was going so long, i ended up pulling a mexican foreskin to avoid breaking the stream.

by Turnbuckle42 November 30, 2015

he pulled first

If someone pulls the gun first and then you shoot and kill him

*Person pulls out gun to shoot you
* you pull out gun faster and shoot and kill him
*police ask you how and why'd you kill him
*your response "He pulled first"

by Justified12356 February 17, 2016

jurisdiction pud-pulling

When people and/or organizations fight over responsibilities or ownership of a situation or duty

Two District Attorneys are jurisdiction pud-pulling over this murder rather than solving the crime.

by jondich February 29, 2020