nut and back

to stroke someone from the testicals to the tip of the cock

the world is stroken me from the nut and back

by fagatron June 6, 2018

stress nutting

When you are cramming for a test, but instead of studding, you decide to bust a fat nut into your textbook or notes.

Bro I couldn't take it anymore, i have cum all over my walls from stress nutting

by The Str3ss Nutt3r l33t April 20, 2018

No Nut November

A stupid month that covers up the real problem. The month is actually called "Mowvember" to raise awareness for prostate and testicular cancer along with mens suicide rates. Stop covering it up with No Nut November

John: "Dude it's No Nut November!"
Me: "Stop covering up actual issues."

by Fyredog28 November 2, 2020

hard nut to crack

Someone or something that is difficult to deal with, understand, or influence.

Joanne is a hard nut to crack, but I think I can get her to agree to the contract.

by ronTheDev July 7, 2022

You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021

Nut

A type of shit placed on the ground so you can crawl on the floor with depression eating potatoes and stealing bagles

It's a bird, it's a plane, no its both, oh hey look some nut

by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 3, 2019

nut sacrifice

When you preform a satanic ritual on a peanut to the point of it becoming alive and breeding you.

She’s only pregnant because she made a nut sacrifice.

by erockyoutoo September 19, 2023