Slut and nut

When you have sex with any willing participant and then both go your own way. You slut and then nut that's it.

"He was nothin but a slut and nut."

by Rbuteo December 16, 2022

The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.

Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!

by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022

nut

1. a fruit consisting of a hard or tough shell around an edible kernel.
2. a small flat piece of metal or other material, typically square or hexagonal, with a threaded hole through it for screwing on to a bolt as a fastener.
3. the act of ejaculation.

Guy 1: What did you get for lunch?
Guy 2: Some nuts.
Guy 3: What screws do you have?
Guy 4: Some nuts!
Guy 5: Go faster, I’m gonna nut!
Guy 6: On it!

by name cant be blank so idk December 19, 2022

Deez Nuts

someone made a vine saying deez nutz to a mailman

Sally loves deez nutz in her mouth
imagine dragon deez nutz all over your face
Deez nuts-these nuts

by Spawntavious December 19, 2022

Nut Butter Gazpacho

When you’re giving a guy a blowjob while he’s sitting down, the balls create a natural bowl shape, enabling a shallow pool of precum and saliva to form. Then, once a formidable amount has built up, you deep throat him and slurp it all down.

Eddie made me a nice bowl of nut butter gazpacho last night. Scrumptious.

by SteadyEddiethebigshypisces December 19, 2022

deez nuts

''do you know deez ''is the most deadly question and must be answered with the following, no but I know candis

do you know deez ,deez nuts reply is do you know candis ,candeez nuts , now that is a move if done right can be vary affecive

by giga chad 69 December 24, 2022

get your nuts up

To have sexual intercourse with someone.

“Alright mate? Did you see that bird last night?”

“Yeah it was great! She was well up for it!”

“Fairplay mate. Did you get your nuts up?”

“Damn straight I did! She was gagging for it man!”

by Misschilli76 January 2, 2023