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Turtle Monkey 

A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.
Guy 1- see this guy right there?

Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.
Turtle Monkey by Defineiswhatido January 26, 2021

Cock Monkey Pro 

where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt
hay i just used the “cock monkey pro” on johnny and he loved it!
Cock Monkey Pro by AlaskinPipeliner February 23, 2021

Kentucky Monkey

A Trump supporter with a neck beard that stands 1.5- 3 feet tall and hold a Trump flag in one hand and a pint of beer in the other. They live in the woods of Kentucky and Northern Tennessee and if they don’t you they will piss on you and scream gibberish
Dave: what’s that noise?
Margaret: RUN ITS THEM DAMN KENTUCKY MONKEYS
Kentucky Monkey by TheKentuckyMonkey February 26, 2021

RE Monkey 

A UQ Collegian whose sole personality revolves around spending the maximum amount of time possible during their week at the Royal Exchange Hotel in Toowong. 90% of their anecdotes and conversations will maintain common ground with events that have conspired at the Royal Exchange Hotel.
Mohun: Hey boys, has anyone seen Bryce? We have our 90% final exam for FINM at 10:00am on Wednesday and it's currently 9:30am on Wednesday...
Dwyer: Yeah, when I was coming back from Toowong Village earlier I saw him camped outside of the RE to get immediate access to the pokies room, but what else can you expect from a RE Monkey?
RE Monkey by StingerRep March 6, 2021

Funny Monkey 

Adjective: To be the cool person in a group or Somebody people look up to in the comedic scene.
Dude, that show was so Funny Monkey. I'll need to show this to all my friends.
Funny Monkey by DevilMoss March 9, 2021