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Bag

Often referred to as an english female who is disassociated with other people's feelings/emotions. A being who's sole purpose is to instigate an uncomfortable atmosphere.
To look down upon, or negate anything remotely positive.
A Picasso of unbridled negativity.
A shit-talking Grandmaster.
A mental mind fuck.
An emotional abyss.
A steaming pile of unhinged verbal residue.
The 'toilet' of the XX chromosome society.
Man 1 - "Dude I just saw Marie in the supermarket, it stopped and started talking at me".
Man 2 - "That bitch couldn't have a meaningful conversation with a cockroach. She's such a fucking Bag".

Girl - "I can't stand that waste of air. Versace ain't got nothing on that Bag".

Man -"I can't believe she told Jenny I smoke chode. What an absolute Bag!"
by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022
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Neck Bags

Slang term for a woman's bosom.
She's got a nice set of neck bags.
by Ithoughtitwasfunnysooo May 9, 2016
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droot bags

“let me show you all the droot bags..”
by kebdksbdjshd September 1, 2020
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Give her A doggy bag

When your fucking a girl and just before you’re about to show your vinegar strokes you pull out and finish in a styrofoam burger container. You then put it in a paper doggy bag and send her on her way.
Hey Kevin what do you think about that girl over there? She’s not bad but I’d give her a doggy bag instead of making a deposit.
by Tenaciousron June 3, 2019
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eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 26, 2021
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brown bagging

The act of intentionally oiling-up one's scrotum in order to leave an oil stain on something or someone.

Similar to greasy foods in brown paper bags, brown bagging often leaves an oil stain.
I greased up my balls ten minutes ago because I'm brown bagging my doctor during my physical today.
by Anal Patisserie December 31, 2020
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tea bag

giving someone a tea bag with the tab ripped halfway down means you want to fuck and a fully intact tea bag means you want to kiss or date them.
Who's that new girl? I'm definitely giving her a tea bag
by TCnc September 23, 2021
mugGet the tea bagmug.

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