An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
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Get the whore bag thooter mug.The art of doing copious amounts of cocaine in bed. More specifically, when fucking doggie style, throwing a large amount on the pillow for your partner and on his or her back for yourself!
When at the club you turn to your friend Kristina and say, “bag in bed”? Kristina replies, “oh yea Justin”!
Hey, how was last night? You reply, “bag in bed”!
Most frequently phrased, “Bag in bed”?
Hey, how was last night? You reply, “bag in bed”!
Most frequently phrased, “Bag in bed”?
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May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.
May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.
1) Upon seeing an attractive woman:
" Damn yo, her bag is ripped!"
2) upon injuring ones self:
Person a) " hey man are you ok?"
Person b) *in agony* " Nah man my bag is ripped!"
Variation- Upon seeing someone else in pain, i.e if one were to biff it on a skateboard:
"Ah man did you see that dude get his bag ripped?!"
(Particularly applicable when a crotch shot is witnessed)
3) upon experiencing anger:
person a) " I am gonna kill that dude..."
person b) " come-on man, calm down, don't get your bag all ripped..."
4) upon intoxicaion:
person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"
" Damn yo, her bag is ripped!"
2) upon injuring ones self:
Person a) " hey man are you ok?"
Person b) *in agony* " Nah man my bag is ripped!"
Variation- Upon seeing someone else in pain, i.e if one were to biff it on a skateboard:
"Ah man did you see that dude get his bag ripped?!"
(Particularly applicable when a crotch shot is witnessed)
3) upon experiencing anger:
person a) " I am gonna kill that dude..."
person b) " come-on man, calm down, don't get your bag all ripped..."
4) upon intoxicaion:
person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"
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