Penis

Tool used to measure the depth of a jug.

My penis couldn't hit the bottom of her

by DjDog43 November 22, 2025

Penis

This is the sign of two lovers, in a heartbroken relationship, one gets squashed by a shoe, and the other, doesn’t care about them.

“Oh they’re a Penis”
“I heard the tall one is going to be hit by a shoe..”

by A word is spelt with “abc & d” February 20, 2022

penis

A long tube-like object located in the male body which is used for urination and reproduction.

My penis is so big!

by meelon January 6, 2022

Penis

A wonderous 3rd leg found of 1/2 of the poopulation, if u see a homoman with his wand out, run directly towards him with asshole counter, make sure to suck all the pps of men

look at that PENIS so large and mighty

by babbeygurl March 22, 2022

Penis bruh

When you shit on someone when they are drunk

John took a penis bruh on brad

by Emeraldking5339 May 29, 2022

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

penis resin

The reason why women's teeth are so white.

Hey jude, look whiter than pearls, what's your secret? I' rub my Teeth with penis resin, it's totally organic!

by DiRT I Tiller May 12, 2018