sleep monkeys

imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.

“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”

by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023

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Artic Monkey

Also known as white porch monkey(a white person)

"Get that artic monkey off my lawn!"

by Articmonkeyballz June 8, 2024

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Monkey Tug

When a man masturbates by grabbing the base of his penis and pulling the whole penis not just the skin up and down vigorously.

I caught my boyfriend monkey tugging last night it looked violent and dangerous I didn't know what to say I just left before he could see me.

by Gregory Tuggie August 3, 2022

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Dart Monkey

A female has her vagina warmed up by use of a cigarette lighter and then a male performs cunnilingus on the heated vagina.

“Hey, wanna try dart monkey tonight babe?”

by Puppy Knuckles January 7, 2021

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There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.

Holy shit its the immortal monkey!

by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021

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Monkey Doer

A term descrbing one who follows the crowd. Take on the phrase "Monkey See Monkey Do"

Chuck: Hey Bart, the latest hot trend is eating fried rabbit turds! You want to join everybody else and go get some?

Bart: Chuck, you are such a damn monkey doer.

by knockanutt September 6, 2014

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