Nasty Jack

After asking your partner if you can unload on their face, get them close close their eyes and instead of nutting, toss a saucepan of near boiling diarrhea (or an emptied colostomy bag) all over their face instead.

Melvin was livid after Big Bob gave his sister a Nasty Jack, especially on her Communion Day!

by Red monster boy January 20, 2024

Jacking Wylder

A wild masturbating competition between two friends that often leads to frisky sexual favours

Bro 1: Hey bro, you wanna pull a jacking Wylder after work?

Bro 2: YES OF COURSE, but it could get frisky…..
Bro 1: it wouldn’t be a jacking Wylder if it doesn’t get frisky;)

by GoonerproAids June 6, 2025

mind jack

When a show you're watching is so good it's the equivalent of your mind masturbating. A mind jack. (From the verb 'to jack off)

I don't know how Ugly Betty and Lost manage it, but every week when I'm watching...It's just a mind jack.

by Jake White August 5, 2009

Mac & Jack

Mac & Jack is just a fancy phrase that simply means masturbation.

When I'm horny I like to mac & jack.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

Jack up

Grow up or act mature.

If someone does something stupid or dumb you tell me to jack up

by Citygirlsassemble May 29, 2022

jack stackman

A big motherfucker

Dude Jack Stackman defs on the roids

by KSDBiuauwgru; November 17, 2020

aiden jack longden

a man with the biggest saltiest juiced tastiest sexiest thickest cheesiest ding dong in the world

triple cheese burger

yes aiden jack longden

by kimykong tttt November 16, 2022