by prudulentjack August 20, 2022
Get the Jack-Shitmug. Jack is a cunty FAGGOT who likes to suck on donkey dick. He would Fight and die to protect the Liberal-Left (Of which he is fanatical member). He is the human embodiment of a chode (which are his favorite to suck on). He absolutely craves being able to suck up the sweat on your balls. He is a cock-licking, semen-snorting, ball-sucking,Neon White, Wigger, Liberal -Leftist, Faggot. (Wigger= White Nigger). GOD HE LOVES A CHODE TO LICK.
Zach: Hey did you hear? Gavin Fucked Jack in the ass lest night, and then Jack turned around and gave him a blow-job afterwards!
John: I'd believe it. He absolutely loves SJW's and giving head to men!
John: I'd believe it. He absolutely loves SJW's and giving head to men!
by xXG0d_0f_Ath3ismXx May 18, 2017
Get the Jackmug. 1. Biggest dick in the world
2. Always breaks a girls heart
3. Never is loyal
4. One night stander
5. Fuck boy
6. Fools you
7. Doesn't know right from wrong
2. Always breaks a girls heart
3. Never is loyal
4. One night stander
5. Fuck boy
6. Fools you
7. Doesn't know right from wrong
by TheOnlyOneEver September 5, 2016
Get the Jack Crosbymug. The Best Bar on Richmond Row in London Ontario. Students that go to The University of Western Ontario and Fanshawe College love Jacks because it has no cover and is absolutely awesome.
The line moves fast, and the upstairs plays either house/electronica similar to Deadmau5 on Wednesday nights, and soft guitar music (Beetles, The Tragically Hip) other evenings.
Downstairs Jacks is appropriately Buck Wild, with the top mainstream hits, drunk as hell students, and pool tables. There is a small squished dancefloor where guys grobe and girls all try to escape and dance on boxes from these octopus men.
Be Warned: The two bad things about Jacks are
1) They are strict on underage IDs
2) The bouncers like to beat the shit out of people and exert their bouncer power
The line moves fast, and the upstairs plays either house/electronica similar to Deadmau5 on Wednesday nights, and soft guitar music (Beetles, The Tragically Hip) other evenings.
Downstairs Jacks is appropriately Buck Wild, with the top mainstream hits, drunk as hell students, and pool tables. There is a small squished dancefloor where guys grobe and girls all try to escape and dance on boxes from these octopus men.
Be Warned: The two bad things about Jacks are
1) They are strict on underage IDs
2) The bouncers like to beat the shit out of people and exert their bouncer power
Tanya: Where should we go tonight?
Wesley: It doesn't matter we know we are going to end up at Jacks.
Tanya: True, but Jordan got the shit kicked out of him there the other day
Wesley: Oh Well, he was probably wasted as usual, Jacks is still the best
Wesley: It doesn't matter we know we are going to end up at Jacks.
Tanya: True, but Jordan got the shit kicked out of him there the other day
Wesley: Oh Well, he was probably wasted as usual, Jacks is still the best
by ilovebarslikeachamp December 16, 2010
Get the Jacksmug. A very nice friend, In the case that I'm talking about. He is very smart, and funny. He has a very dirty mind but everything else about him is awesome. I feel really bad cause I just friend zoned him but I think he has forgiven me, Jack if you are reading this you are a great friend!!
by Phin lee November 14, 2019
Get the Jackmug. Jack is an awful person who thinks he’s something so lovely when really he isn’t , he seems to think he’s above everyone else when really he’s kicking in between Kacey Perkins legs
by Jake showering February 15, 2020
Get the Jackmug. by p.harrison.1342 October 5, 2017
Get the jackmug.