Background Friend

A friend that only exists in the background, like a background character. Similar to an extra on a movie set, they mainly fill space and feel sad.

Main Character: Nah don’t invite her, she’s just a background friend.

by BackgroundFriend December 5, 2023

Make friends with the drain

When you have to puke in the middle of a track workout, so you puke in the drain on the sidelines.

Person 1: You good man? It looks like you are about to puke.

Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.

by An actual South Carolinian February 13, 2020

Friends

A thing a need

I don't have any friends

by Lxv_ July 19, 2021

Friend Zone

Sean Murphy

Bro did you hear I got Sean Murphy’d last night, total friend zoned

by Jpulli32 October 11, 2019

Co-Friends

A human that worked with another human

Back when we were co-friends, I liked what you had to say.

by Chance_McGillicutty May 6, 2021

Best friend

A best friend is a person you fuck.

John: Yo David we had some good interactional sex
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend

by Josval2 December 18, 2019

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023