by madbabydisease April 13, 2010
baby.in.a.box (n.):
According to Jake, baby in a box(R)is an operation, based in the slums of Singapore, in which we sell, for 1 american dollars, an unwanted baby, placed inside a box with a hole cut out for easy access to the anal cavity thus allowing the customer to enjoy in the partaking of infant sex while the action being concealed by the infant boxicle(on a plane, train, bus, or anywhere).
According to Jake, baby in a box(R)is an operation, based in the slums of Singapore, in which we sell, for 1 american dollars, an unwanted baby, placed inside a box with a hole cut out for easy access to the anal cavity thus allowing the customer to enjoy in the partaking of infant sex while the action being concealed by the infant boxicle(on a plane, train, bus, or anywhere).
Friend: Hey man! did you finally get to enjoy that baby in a box(R)?
Customer: Yea man, no one on the bus knew what i was doing! It was SWEET!
Customer: Yea man, no one on the bus knew what i was doing! It was SWEET!
by Bill Jeff February 11, 2008
"Hey bro, stop acting like a baby boy bitchhole and take that beer to the face"
"Dude, why are you acting like a real baby boy bitchhole right now?"
"Dude, why are you acting like a real baby boy bitchhole right now?"
by Hitmanmbw March 03, 2010
When a baby is conceived out of anger or disatisfaction with the reason to remain in a current long lasting relationship instead of letting the male figure go out and mate with another female.
Robert and I took a break from our long relationship and we already have a kid. He is seeing some new girl that I just heard about and I told him that I was having another baby. It was a make it or break it baby.
by alan and juno April 16, 2009
by MD65 August 26, 2006
When a pregnant irie women gets all twisted in yo grill and spits her unborn fetuses amniotic fluid in your face.
I was walking out of my cosmetology class and a pregnant burnt chick gave me a face full of baby mama drama llama.
by glock ten June 23, 2009
This phrase is descriptive of the 4 disticnt levels of courtship used by females to describe her involvement with a man.
1. baby- you are involved in casual friendship based on sex
2. boo- she not only gives you sex but lets(actually tricks you into) you buy things for her.
3. man- you are in a full blow relationship, have also been coerced into meeting the parents of said succubus, and dont have any plans for leaving. She still has sex with you but its getting harder to get action because she doesnt want it to be just about sex and wants to take the relationship to a higher level, and she still manages to con you into buying shit for her.
4. bitch- the final twisted stage, where the female truly has a man wrapped around her devious little finger and is actually able to yell at him, take his paycheck, and sleep with him only when she says it is ok, and he takes it like the bitch he is because he has been so severely brainwashed he actually believes he has it pretty good. This is when all 4 categories are strung together to make the worst label in history; baby-boo-man-bitch. At this point you have been completely and utterly owned by a female that you told your buddies would never break you but she just did. Once this label is placed you may as well throw away your cell and move into the mountains where no one knows you. This usually occurs right after the wedding or honey moon.
1. baby- you are involved in casual friendship based on sex
2. boo- she not only gives you sex but lets(actually tricks you into) you buy things for her.
3. man- you are in a full blow relationship, have also been coerced into meeting the parents of said succubus, and dont have any plans for leaving. She still has sex with you but its getting harder to get action because she doesnt want it to be just about sex and wants to take the relationship to a higher level, and she still manages to con you into buying shit for her.
4. bitch- the final twisted stage, where the female truly has a man wrapped around her devious little finger and is actually able to yell at him, take his paycheck, and sleep with him only when she says it is ok, and he takes it like the bitch he is because he has been so severely brainwashed he actually believes he has it pretty good. This is when all 4 categories are strung together to make the worst label in history; baby-boo-man-bitch. At this point you have been completely and utterly owned by a female that you told your buddies would never break you but she just did. Once this label is placed you may as well throw away your cell and move into the mountains where no one knows you. This usually occurs right after the wedding or honey moon.
A month ago he was hittin it all the time, then he started buyin her shit, and he got less action as time went on, and nows hes her slave. He is officially her baby-boo-man-bitch.
by pummy May 05, 2009