Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

Penis Shit

a description of something that is useless, boring or of no value

My wife wanted to go on a yoga retreat. i told the lads and they all agreed it was a penis shit idea

by The real Frank Spencer May 8, 2022

Penis

The thing dudes have. Not all dudes have penises and not everyone with a penis is a dude.

Person 1 - “I have a penis”
Person 2 - “Cool”

by Fluffhead. September 6, 2022

Penis Wrinkle

a person that has no balls to commit to a relationship. henceforth, there are no balls in the scrotum, so it is just a wrinkle.

“he led you on too long. he’s such a penis wrinkle. if he can’t commit, there’s no point.”

by bigballsackenergy June 28, 2020

Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.

I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.

by A Free Man February 17, 2022

Penis

Long piece of skin on your waist

Yo look at his penis

by GG Man June 9, 2019

Penis

Uriah’s goes in and not out

Bob:Uriah has a small penis
Uriah:That’s true

by Jooshroom November 8, 2020